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(Dalki-Horang Hyung would probably never let me spell it this way so I am risking my lifeu here... x.x)
This is admin Meopin Maknae.
I was supposed to help out with Throwback Thursday but due to schedule conflicts, I was unable to. I am here now and forever though ^~^ hopefully... o_o
Anyways, I got uber excited to review Touch My Body by Sistar which came out yesterday when DH Hyung told me to watch it so let's get to it~
First of all, I'm not a very big fan of Sistar. It isn't that I don't like them, I just haven't listened to many Sistar songs or researched a lot about them. Maknae mostly watches male groups. With that said, I know absolutely none of their names or anything about them. /cough/ maybe Chad Future should be here helping me.... /cough/ /wink/ /wink/ /hint/
Someday...
...But not today
So, the MV starts off with light classical-ish kind of music as we zoom in on their backsides, which starts to suggest maybe a ballad?
Is this gonna be like A.D.T.O.Y with the 'molest my side' dance?
NOPE~! The beat (bass?) drops with the a shake of dem fantastic fannies, a swish of those terrific tushes, or a booty bump whatever you call it...
#TwerkTeamSistar
The MV is launched into a classic summer scene with pretty ladies, short shorts, short dresses, bright colors, and parties all around underneath the hot but not too hot sun.
Conspiracy Theory? Or making fun of people working for SM because they don't get cake? (Tao must've eaten all their cake)
For some reason this is one of my favorite moments in the MV, maybe because when they go "Chocolate~ Chocolate~" it just sounds adorable and kinda catchy. (Now it's in my head and I wanna do it...) Then it also makes me laugh a bit with how they try to be innocently sexy.
Anyways, I was surprised when all of a sudden, TWO SECOND FLASH OF SHIRTLESS MALE INDIVIDUALS.
I recognize them from somewhere but don't know where...
Well, throughout the video I've noticed the struggle of these two males because my eyes are naturally drawn towards attractive men ^~^
Guy on left notices Sexy Sistar Superstar and wants.
The guys notice the camera and think 'Shit, she's an idol'
Guys notice "baby got back"
The guy on the left becomes frustrated because he can't get with an idol. Guy on right offers to be a wing man.
Their attempt to flirt fails as they get no more screen time...
As soon as I saw Noh Hongchul I smiled, laughed, facepalmed, chuckled, and said "GDI NOH HONGCHUL RIDING UP IN YOUR TINY CAR LIKE AYE I'M HERE LETS THROW CONFETTI AND DRINK AND PARTY LET'S DO THIS"
"Oh yes, I believe it would be divinely exquisite if you were to place your hands upon the skin which is my body in a rather seductive but still slightly innocent manner because this video is only rated 15 after all. We wouldn't want those youngsters' precious craniums to be scarred for their entire lives and all..."
Meopin Maknae will leave you for now because I've said more than enough and made this post reeeeaaaallly long. I gotta leave some stuff for the other two admins after all...
I give this MV 5/5 muffins for being all around catchy and awesome and I just loved every bit of it to be honest <3
So, maybe I'll go stalk Sistar with CF now... ^~^
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