Torture Tuesday Ep 1: You're All Surrounded

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Meopin Maknae here for a new thingy for Tuesdays! (yay~)

Torture Tuesday will be when I watch an episode of a drama and tell of my many thoughts as well as flail on my couch while I write/rant spastically.

Okay, so today it'll be episode 1 of You're All Surrounded

sidenote: This Tuesday segment or whatever will always include spoilers, so don't read if you haven't seen the show yet and want to. Watch the show and then relate to my agony~

Ready..... SEUTARTEU!!

*presses play*

(People put comments on the video and i didn't realize I could turn them off until after a minute xD)

Okay so this dude is like the super badass one that is a dick but everyone loves him still because he's badass and hot. (He's super hot asdfghjkl)

This dude is also a dick, but an older dick, so a wiser dick

This is that one girl character that is useless 90% of the time so when she actually accomplishes something even miniscule you cheer for her

It's the classic duo of pretty boy plus less attractive friend that makes pretty boy prettier (pretty boy is also super hot asdfghjkl) (also, dude on right looks like P.O or Ji Sukjin)

The old people that have to babysit these reckless kids

"We're too cool to look at fake explosions"

The subtitles say it all tbh xD

Oooooo! They said a bad word within the first minute!

Awwww... Douchey of Bags pushed Ji Sukjin out of the car :(

(Poor baby...)

So they start off in this high speed chase and first of all... Is no one wearing their seatbelts?!? Like if you wouldn't be flopping around in the car banging against shit if you had your seatbelts on. (safety first everyone!!)

Secondly, so cops in korea ride around in big vans in teams of 6¿

FINALLY SOMEONE PUTS A SEATBELT ON THANK YOU BADASS HOTTIE YOUR SAFETY MEANS YOU'RE SMART WHICH MAKES YOU EVEN MORE BADASS AND HOT. EVERYONE SHOULD DO AS MR. BAD MCCOOL DOES.

Meanwhile the girl is screaming her head off... 

(How the heck did Ji Sukjin run all the way across town and get there the same time a car did? Does he have the power to run as fast as a car?? Unrealistic!)

Then douchey douche (DD for short)  crashes the car into the bad guys' car, leading to a chase on foot.

"Look at these too fucking pretty bitches ugh!"

BADASS BITCH FELL OVER BECAUSE HE COLLIDED WITH A SCOOTER. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO COOL BUT NO YOU FAILED ME (*whispers* you're still hot though... <3)

"Just stealing your title of King Badass, no biggy~"

"Wow... I hate that guy, but damn does he have a nice butt..."

"Okay I get that I have to catch the bad guy and all but first let me strip and give this random chick my desginer jacket so that I don't get bad guy sweat on it~"

(I love so much how they sensor the knife xD like what does he have?! Omg it's a banana! HE'S GOT A BANANA GUYS!! P.O IS GONNA GET HIS THROAT SLIT BY A BANANA SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE OH WAIT SHIT WE ARE THE POLICE WELL YKNOW WE FUCKED SO WHATEVER WE'LL DRINK BANANA MILK AT YOUR MEMORIAL SERVICE FAM.)

Then Sly McCool shows up with an outdated revolver all like "I got this fam no sweat I'm Sly McCool"  and everyone tells him don't shoot but he does it anyways because he's a badass rebel that doesn't play by your dad's rules.

Then suddenly.... A flashback.

Lee Gukjoo?!?

So there's this fight because this chick's friend got dumped for some snoody girl from Seoul.

(Ugh i hate her everything...)

And baby Kai shows up because he's in love with the Seoul girl, Haeji, who doesn't care at all about him.

FLYING ANIME KICK HI-YA!!

Poor Kai baby leaps in front to save Seoul bitch

XD she called her Seoul bitch too I love it!

Just some straight savagery from my new home girl even though she's wearing ugly ass track pants that do not belong ever under skirts of any kind....

Then my home girl apparently wants to be an idol¿

"I couldn't give even the slightest of a single damn. Now, what is yo f-ing name b****?"

Oh so apparently my home girl and the dude that cheated on her friend are siblings... And their parents are like crazy rough

Like the dad just picked up ma gurl Sooseon and full on bodyslammed her like a wrestler and the mom kicked her in the stomach then acted as if everything is normal. Like wtf???

(Me^^^^^)

Anyways so the next day... (I love baby Kai's little friend he's so adorable I wanna squish his face) these two sneak into the high school, where they don't belond because they're middle schoolers

Baby Kai finds Sooseon practicing for an audition and disses her silently. (I wanna hate him for being so mean to my home girl but he's just so cute and reminds me of Kai that I can't @_@)

Mr. Smooth puts on boy groups over the intercom during study hall and confesses to Seoul Bitch

Sooseon gets in trouble for the unauthorized music being played over the intercom and so she tries to fight baby Kai. Baby Kai is so savage though.... (So mean though like bruh Sooseon is hella pretty<3)

(Why would you name your child "Messy", though? That's just setting them up to be bullied. Then again her parents are crazy)

MY GIRL SOOSEON SET HIS ASS ABLAZE THOUGH IN RETURN

"*sniffle* too far man.... Too far...."

(I've done the same before tbh xD)

So then apparently Kai aka Jiyong's mom is a witness to a murder and is threatened by shady people

(SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT)

(Me^)

(AWWWWW I SHIP INSTANTLY ALREADY YES YOU MAKE UP AND YOU LOVE EACH OTHER)

(Why is tying her shoe such a smooth thing to do? Maybe I should try that sometime xD)

FUCK NO SOMEBODY KILLED HIS MOM MY POOR SWEET BABY KAI NOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHIT FAM. SO THE BAD GUY COMES BACK AND TO SAVE JIYONG FROM BEING FOUND HIS MOM DISTRACTS THE BAD GUY BUT THEN THE BAD GUY KILLS HER RIGHT. IN FRONT. OF HIM. THAT'S SO MESSED UP I CANT

SHIT THEN HE LIKE HIDES AT SCHOOL AND THE MURDER GUY SHOWS UP

THEN SOOSEON THE BITCH TELLS THE BASEBALL CAP MURDERER WHERE JIYONG IS LIKE STFU HE IS BUSY SURVIVING

(Awww my smart baby burned the bad man with chemicals~)

Shit... Like it all comes together. My smart baby Kai figures out that Detective Seo works for the bad guys

(He's like 14, where is he going? He can't just live in the street can he¿)

(XD I LOVE THAT HE HAS A PLANT OMG)

Flashback to the present!

(Checking out the perfection that is Ahn Jaehyun I see ;D)

SO MINDBLOWING REALIZATION. THE USELESS CHICK IS SOOSEON SO SHE ISN'T AS USELESS AS I THOUGHT. 

(Me checking out hot people^)

Oooooooooo IS BADASS BITCH BABY KAI?!?!?

(I LOVE MINI P.O SO MUCH XD)

(That subtle Beetles reference though)

(I LOVE EVERYTHING LIL P.O SAYS AND DOES OMG HE IS MY FAVORITE)

SHIT SO DOUCHEBAG REALLY IS A DOUCHEBAG BECAUSE HE'S DETECTIVE SEO AND BABY KAI WENT TO POLICE SCHOOL JUST TO GET REVENGE ON HIM

(YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS)

(ME TIMES 100000^^^)

(Ah so he's a mysterious character....)

"Bitch you lyin"

"Bitch I might"

"Because ya killed my mom, ya dumb ass bitch..."

#squadup

So that concludes episode 1 of You're All Surrounded. I love this drama immediately after the first five minutes. I'll definitely be watching  the other 19 episodes left to go at some point. Although, this looks soooo good idk why it would stop at 20. Anywho, I give it 100/100 Muffins.

(ALSO BADASS BITCH LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE SOOHYUN. SO KAI GREW UP INTO SOOHYUN?? AND I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT LIL P.O LIKE  WHERE DOES HE GET ALL HIS WEIRD OUTFITS I LOVE IT)