Sunday, September 18, 2016

MVR Monday Ep 7: House Full of Whaaaaat?!


~Welcome to Kpop Cubed~

This is Meopin Maknae here to drop what's hot and what's not on y'all~

Hot.... 
And not... (Yikes that crispy crunch hair)

So not surprisingly, the song starts off with a wicked-nasty-lit beat. After seeing both Bobby's and Mino's solos I would expect only the most fire of beats, and they certainly delivered.

(What is the purpose of that obviously fake cut¿ to seem more bad ass?? It really didn't score you any points bruh)

 "Trapped for all eternity with my 47 bitches, this is gangsta heaven y'all"

Then we find Bobby is a cage/cell full of bitches, which is confusing since he says it's a "full house" ? The cage is full but obviously there is more room in the house.... (Maybe because jail = big house? That's kinda stretching it though)


(OMG MINO PROPOSED~~~!!!)

Another thing that threw me off was the random little animations. They really didn't seem to fit well with the MV in my opinion, because sparkles and tiny cute animations like that are more for cutesy songs. This song definitely isn't cutesy xD The use of these little animations added to what already made the MV seem a little poor quality wise. It just reminded me so much of amateur music videos made by high schoolers, because there really didn't seem like there was much purpose or reason for anything at all. It was all just sort of random.

Like wtf is CL doing here??

(Look at all those wasted chips on the floor... Tsk tsk...)

 For the rating...
Song: I like the rap, but I feel that it could honestly stand alone better than being paired with the random mess of things going on in the background. I don't really find it that catchy either, which I find important for a song to have, because it weasels its way in the brains of the listeners and plays itself repeatedly until they have no choice but to bow to your every whims. Enslaving listeners to your bops is key for your career to ever become successful. (3/10 Muffins)

Dance: Lol what dance?.... (N/A Muffins)

 MV: The animations did throw me off a little as I've mentioned already many times XD But, the video did seem to fit in with their cocky "full house full of bitches~" attitude. (8/10 Muffins)

Concept/Originality: Not that fresh or original in concept really. Just cockiness... which seems to be what most YG rappers exude. (Not that cockiness is necessarily a bad thing. If you got it own it fam. love yo self :P) Although, concept of having a house party is a bit new... i guess...? (4/10 Muffins)

Lyrics: So.... I've never seen a more random arrangement of words for a rap xD Like nearly every sentence has nothing to do with the previous one. My personal favorites though are... "Water bursting like Coway" (Can't stop thinking about the 2pm Coway song xD), "Receive your drink with two hands when you’re drinking with adults. But today, you can drink like an elephant" (So you want the girl to drink with her nose???), and "Feeling satisfied, energy recharged drunkenness flows. Feel it from your head, shoulders, knees and toes" (You have CL and a reference to GD I love it)
(5/10 Muffins)

For a total of...... (*drumroll*)
20/40 Muffins, a 50% for a final grade of F
(Sorry Bobby I still love you!)

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